Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
nutella sex= disaster
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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