Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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