I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
