Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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