So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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