if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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