hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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