no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm passing your future prison.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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