its not stalking. its research.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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