i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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