You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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