i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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