We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hope mine doesn't look like that
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
