talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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