oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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