so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My penis needs a shock collar
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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