I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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