I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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