But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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