I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
