He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
True strength comes from lack of pants
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just puked most of my soul out..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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