sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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