Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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