allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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