a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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