Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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