I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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