I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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