i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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