I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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