love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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