yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
