after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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