bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i think i just lost a toe
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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