i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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