She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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