On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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