my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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