i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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