I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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