I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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