That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
