I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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