Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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