Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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