no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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