i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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