she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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