I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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