dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
