I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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